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Joke of the Week:
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON : “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”
MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
Weird Fact of the Week:
Currently the oldest living Woman (Misao Okawa, age 116) and Man (Sakari Momoi, age 111) in the entire world, both reside in Japan.
The vast majority of the living supercentenarians are females.
The probability of living past 110-years-old is about one in seven million.
Quote of the Week:
“Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.” – Frank Ocean
A dose of my life.
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