This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON : “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”
MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
Weird Fact of the Week:
Currently the oldest living Woman (Misao Okawa, age 116) and Man (Sakari Momoi, age 111) in the entire world, both reside in Japan.
The probability of living past 110-years-old is about one in seven million.
Quote of the Week:
“Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.” – Frank Ocean