Weekly Dose Post #281

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A father of five won a toy in a game. When he got home, he called all the children together to determine which one got the toy. “Okay, who’s the most obedient? Who never talks […]

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Weekly Dose Post #280

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: Husband sent a text to his wife at night. It read: “Hi I will get in late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I […]

Weekly Dose Post #279

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: It was Black Friday, the day of the big sale. Rumors of this incredibly amazing 6:00 am early bird sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line […]

Weekly Dose Post #277

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A rich couple was going out for the evening. The lady of the house decided to give the butler, Jeeves, the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just […]

Weekly Dose Post #276

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A shopkeeper was dismayed when a store opened next door with a huge sign that said, BEST DEALS!” To make things worse, another store opened on the other side with a huge sign reading “LOWEST […]

Weekly Dose Post #275

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the […]

Weekly Dose Post #274

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “The food looks delicious, let’s eat.” Wife: “Honey, you always say grace before eating at home.” Husband: “That’s […]

Weekly Dose Post #273

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: Wife: I can’t sleep! Husband: Sure you can, I’ve seen you before. Husband: How long does it take to break in a pair of shoes. Wife: A long time, especially if your sitting down.   […]

Weekly Dose Post #271

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go […]

Weekly Dose Post #270

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: Wife: Where’s my birthday gift? Husband: Do you see that red hot Ferrari on the other side of the road? Wife: (Extremely excited) YES, Yes, yes! Husband: I bought the same color nail polish for […]

Weekly Dose Post #269

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week:  A famous inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.” Audience was in shock and silence. He added: “She was my mother” (A big […]

Weekly Dose Post #268

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He answered, “Call for backup.” Weird Fact of the Week:     Lee Weir, a […]

Weekly Dose Post #267

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, We have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says, You’ve got a drink named Steve? Weird Fact of the Week: A 3D printer was used […]

Weekly Dose Post #245

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 150 stories high. Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the […]

Weekly Dose Post #244

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Eight things you shouldn’t ever say to a police officer… #1.) Aren’t you the guy from the Village People? #2.) You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you? #3.) I pay your salary! #4.) Thanks Officer, […]

Weekly Dose Post #243

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A young boy was given a “You Are #1” balloon by his parents to lift his spirits after his Little League team lost the game. He gazed at it for a few moments with a puzzled […]

Weekly Dose Post #242

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: Why did the Lion lose at Poker? Because he was playing with a Cheetah. Weird Fact of the Week: Not long ago, people used to squeeze real cupcakes in times of stress or tension. It […]

Weekly Dose Post #241

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: What’s a frog’s favorite drink?  Croaka-cola. Weird Fact of the Week: Comedian actors Shawn & Marlon Wayans named their sons after each other. The brothers made a pact when they were both six-years-old to name […]

Weekly Dose Post #236

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball. Weird Fact of the Week: Anion can be best described as “air vitamins” because it’s beneficial to people’s health and everyday routine. Quote of the Week: “As […]

Weekly Dose Post #234

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked an Engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The Engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, […]