Weekly Dose Post #328

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: What kind of cars do cats drive? Catillac’s! Weird Fact of the Week: Our eyes take in a lot. In fact, they’re our #1 sense. Hear, Taste, Touch, See and Smell are the five senses in […]

Weekly Dose Post #281

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A father of five won a toy in a game. When he got home, he called all the children together to determine which one got the toy. “Okay, who’s the most obedient? Who never talks […]

Weekly Dose Post #280

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: Husband sent a text to his wife at night. It read: “Hi I will get in late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I […]

Weekly Dose Post #279

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: It was Black Friday, the day of the big sale. Rumors of this incredibly amazing 6:00 am early bird sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line […]

Weekly Dose Post #278

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: Teacher: “Why are you late, Joseph?” Joseph: “Because of a sign down the road.” Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with you being late?” Joseph: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”   […]

Weekly Dose Post #277

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A rich couple was going out for the evening. The lady of the house decided to give the butler, Jeeves, the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just […]

Weekly Dose Post #276

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A shopkeeper was dismayed when a store opened next door with a huge sign that said, BEST DEALS!” To make things worse, another store opened on the other side with a huge sign reading “LOWEST […]

Weekly Dose Post #275

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the […]

Weekly Dose Post #274

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “The food looks delicious, let’s eat.” Wife: “Honey, you always say grace before eating at home.” Husband: “That’s […]

Weekly Dose Post #273

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: Wife: I can’t sleep! Husband: Sure you can, I’ve seen you before. Husband: How long does it take to break in a pair of shoes. Wife: A long time, especially if your sitting down.   […]

Weekly Dose Post #271

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go […]

Weekly Dose Post #270

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: Wife: Where’s my birthday gift? Husband: Do you see that red hot Ferrari on the other side of the road? Wife: (Extremely excited) YES, Yes, yes! Husband: I bought the same color nail polish for […]

Weekly Dose Post #269

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week:  A famous inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.” Audience was in shock and silence. He added: “She was my mother” (A big […]

Weekly Dose Post #268

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He answered, “Call for backup.” Weird Fact of the Week:     Lee Weir, a […]

Weekly Dose Post #267

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, We have a drink named after you. The grasshopper says, You’ve got a drink named Steve? Weird Fact of the Week: A 3D printer was used […]

Weekly Dose Post #266

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: • When a Man does Something Wrong… Woman: You broke my favorite lamp! Man: It was an accident… I didn’t mean to. Woman: I can’t believe you did this. Man: I’m Sorry! • When a […]

Weekly Dose Post #264

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A husband takes his wife to a night club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it big time. Break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and […]

Weekly Dose Post #263

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A tourist walks in to a top of the line hotel in and orders a top floor suite. The next day he approaches the receptionist with angry and unpleasant expression. He asked her, “You said […]