Weekly Dose Post #177

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible.

He threw down his palette, took her in his arms, and kissed her.

She pushed him away. “Maybe your other models let you kiss them,” she said, “but I’m not that kind!”

“Actually, I’ve never tried to kiss a model before,” he protested.

“Really?” she said, softening. “Well, how many models have there been?”

“Four so far,” he replied, thinking back. “A jug, two apples and a vase.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

There are over 87,000 Americans on waiting lists for organ transplants.

Quote of the Week:

“Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation.” – Jack Nicklaus

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