This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.
“What is your name?” was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.
“John,” the new guy replied.
The manager scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only… Smith, Jones, Baker … that’s all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?”
The new guy sighed, “Darling. My name is John Darling.”
“Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is…”
Weird Fact of the Week:
Sometimes two sets of identical twins end up marrying each other.
They call em’ Quaternary Marriages!
Quote of the Week:
“The key to forgiveness is to forgive from the heart — not from the mind.” – Sheri Rosenthal