This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence.
Ethan raises his hand and says, “The sky is fascinating.”
The teacher says, “No that’s fascinating.”
Olivia raises her hand and says, “When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated.”
The teacher says, “No that’s fascinated.”
So finally Alexander raises his hand and says, “My mom bought a new blouse with 12 buttons, but no matter how hard she tried she could only fasten eight!”
Weird Fact of the Week:
Every Happy Meal at McDonald’s comes with a toy.
Selling over 1.5 billion annually makes them the largest toy distributor in the world.
Quote of the Week:
“Every exit is an entry somewhere.” – Tom Stoppard