Weekly Dose Post #147

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence.

Ethan raises his hand and says, “The sky is fascinating.”

The teacher says, “No that’s fascinating.”

Olivia raises her hand and says, “When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated.”

The teacher says, “No that’s fascinated.”

So finally Alexander raises his hand and says, “My mom bought a new blouse with 12 buttons, but no matter how hard she tried she could only fasten eight!”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Every Happy Meal at McDonald’s comes with a toy.

Selling over 1.5 billion annually makes them the largest toy distributor in the world.

Quote of the Week:

“Every exit is an entry somewhere.” – Tom Stoppard

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