Weekly Dose Post #176

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A fellow got up one Saturday morning with the odd feeling that something about this day was to be different.

Something unusual was about to happen today.

He glanced out the window at the thermometer: 33 degrees.

He went downstairs – the clock had stopped at 3 o’clock.

He picked up the newspaper and read the date: the 3rd of the month.

Threes – that was it! He grabbed the paper and flipped it open to the racing section.

Sure enough in the 3rd race, there was a horse named Trio!

The fellow hurried to the bank, drew out his life savings and bet it all on the horse to win.

The horse finished 3rd.

Weird Fact of the Week:

An ‘Eskimo kiss’ is a sign of affection given between two people by rubbing their noses together.

Quote of the Week:

“Even though people may be well known, they hold in their hearts the emotions of a simple person for the moments that are the most important of those we know on earth: birth, marriage and death.” – Jackie Kennedy

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