Good Morning Beloved #486
Focus on progress, not perfection. Today’s Affirmation: I rejoice in each passing year of my life.
Focus on progress, not perfection. Today’s Affirmation: I rejoice in each passing year of my life.
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A rope walked into a restaurant and ordered a milkshake. The waiter said “Are you a rope?” The rope said “Yes.” The waiter said “We don’t serve ropes.” So, the rope went out and burnt off […]
This will be my year! Today’s Affirmation: I trust that I am creating abundance.
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A man drives into a gas station. The attendant goes to fill his tank and notices 5 penguins in the back seat. The attendant says, “Hey – why do you have 5 penguins in your […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: It was Black Friday, the day of the big sale. Rumors of this incredibly amazing 6:00 am early bird sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A tourist walks in to a top of the line hotel in and orders a top floor suite. The next day he approaches the receptionist with angry and unpleasant expression. He asked her, “You said […]
May God bless you immensely! Don’t start your new year with the broken pieces of yesterday. Every day is a fresh start. Each day is a new beginning. Every morning we wake up is the first day of our new life.
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A snail walks into a bar and the bartender kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman “What did you do that for?” Weird Fact of the Week: […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: My boss walked past my desk and asked me: “Why are you not working?” I replied “Because I never saw you coming Sir”. Weird Fact of the Week: For the 16th consecutive year, Cedar Point […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A young boy was looking through an old family album and asked his mother, “Who’s that guy on the beach with you, with all the muscles and curly hair?” She smiled and said “That’s your father!” […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me. Weird Fact […]
“A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …. enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to… A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …. something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour… A WOMAN […]