Weekly Dose Post #332

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Why is the longest human nose on record only eleven inches long? Because if it were twelve inches long, it would be a foot! Weird Fact of the Week: The Quokka is the happiest animal on […]

Weekly Dose Post #282

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As […]

Weekly Dose Post #263

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A tourist walks in to a top of the line hotel in and orders a top floor suite. The next day he approaches the receptionist with angry and unpleasant expression. He asked her, “You said […]

Weekly Dose Post #244

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Eight things you shouldn’t ever say to a police officer… #1.) Aren’t you the guy from the Village People? #2.) You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you? #3.) I pay your salary! #4.) Thanks Officer, […]

Leave A Message

     A generic phone greeting is the pre-recorded default voice that isn’t even yours. An annoying greeting is when someone plays music for a few minutes before giving you the opportunity to leave a message. Word to the wise just because it’s your favorite song doesn’t mean other people feel like listening to it. […]

Weekly Dose Post #18

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street?  They were arch enemies. Extra Note: Podiatrists are medical specialists of the foot, ankle and lower leg.   Weird Fact of […]