This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Things that make you go hmmm… • Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? • What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men? • What was the best […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: English can sometimes be a confusing language. Homographs are words that have the same spelling but are pronounced differently and have different meanings. Here’s some examples: ♦ The bandage was wound around the wound. ♦ She didn’t mean […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Reasons why men are happy to be MEN: • Your last name stays put. • The garage is all yours. • Wedding plans take care of themselves. • You can’t get pregnant. • You can wear […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Here’s some little white lies that roll too easily off the tongue: • The check is in the mail. • You get this one, I’ll pay next time. • My wife doesn’t understand me. • Trust […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Q: How does a barber make phone calls? A: He cuts them short. Weird Fact of the Week: Vatican City is the smallest country in the world. It’s approximately the size of a golf course. The […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: THINGY (thing-ee) n. Ladies: Any part under a car’s hood. Gentlemen: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Ladies: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Gentlemen: Playing football without a jockstrap. […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her cart. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother said to her, […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public? A private tutor! Weird Fact of the Week: An ear of corn averages 800 kernels in 16 rows. Quote of the Week: “Happiness cannot be traveled […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, mean-looking, guy plops down in the seat next to him. The huge man glares threateningly at his […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his neighbor, Charlotte, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: 10 things PMS stands for: • Perpetual Munching Spree • Puffy Mid-Section • Psychotic Mood Shift • Provide Me with Sweets • People Make me Sick • Pardon My Sobbing • Pimples May Surface • Pass […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Whitney was visiting her ditzy friend Nina, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. Nina responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Q: What do clouds wear under their clothes? A: Thunderwear. Weird Fact of the Week: Iolani Palace located in Honolulu, Hawaii is the only royal palace in the United […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, “You are all part of our team now,” said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: 10 Signs You Are Getting Old • 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. • You watch the Weather Channel. • Your friends marry and […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A Florida senior citizen named Henry drove his brand new convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: If FedEx ever merged with its competitor UPS it will become: FedUP Weird Fact of the Week: A full moon always rises at sunset. Quote of […]
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