This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Things that make you go hmmm… • Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? • What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men? • What was the best […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: English can sometimes be a confusing language. Homographs are words that have the same spelling but are pronounced differently and have different meanings. Here’s some examples: ♦ The bandage was wound around the wound. ♦ She didn’t mean […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Reasons why men are happy to be MEN: • Your last name stays put. • The garage is all yours. • Wedding plans take care of themselves. • You can’t get pregnant. • You can wear […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Here’s some little white lies that roll too easily off the tongue: • The check is in the mail. • You get this one, I’ll pay next time. • My wife doesn’t understand me. • Trust […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Q: How does a barber make phone calls? A: He cuts them short. Weird Fact of the Week: Vatican City is the smallest country in the world. It’s approximately the size of a golf course. The […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving! • Talk about a huge breast! • Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. • It’s whip cream time! • If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst! […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Q: Who sits on babies? A: Babysitters. Weird Fact of the Week: Frogs don’t drink water. Instead they absorb moisture through their skin and also breathe through it. Quote of the Week: “Any fool can criticize, […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: THINGY (thing-ee) n. Ladies: Any part under a car’s hood. Gentlemen: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Ladies: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Gentlemen: Playing football without a jockstrap. […]
This afternoon I decided to heat up some fries… and a ‘snowball’ plopped out of the bag. They were in the freezer for quite some time but had a 2012 expiration date, so I still ate them.
Have you ever dressed like someone else as an adult? As children we didn’t really have a choice, now did we? Below is a photo of my Aunt Paulette (left) and my mother Jann (right) when they were little girls. I am on the left and my sister (Monica) is on […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: What was the witches’ favorite subject in school? Spelling Weird Fact of the Week: “White eggs are laid by white hens and brown eggs come from brown hens but the nutritional value is the same. Quote […]
Don’t let others define success for you. Don’t postpone whatever it is that you want to do in life. The photo that I took at a Thailand museum is of different influential people. Whoever set up this display added a mirror. Not so you can check how gorgeous you look or begin fixing […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A guy sees a beautiful woman inside the grocery store. He doesn’t want to miss out on this opportunity so he dashes over and sparks up a conversation. After a few minutes go by they seem […]
When the construction crew starting working outside of my Mahboula, Kuwait apartment; I thought they were going to build a new high-rise building next to mine. I lived on the 5th floor and didn’t have the best view in the world to begin with but at least I wasn’t looking directly into someone […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Things to Ponder • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? • Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. • If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why […]
My friend picked me up so that we could go eat some dinner at a casual restaurant. All I had with me was my wallet and house keys. I was wearing jeans, so prior to leaving I put the wallet in my pocket. After locking the door, the keys were dangling from my […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Two elementary school students were talking in the lunchroom. Kayden: ‘Smile’ is the longest word that I know. Jamie: No way, I have a ‘pickle’ in my lunchbox and that has more letters than S-M-I-L-E! Kayden: […]
Forgive me for showing my ‘plumber’s crack’ but I have no clue what bit my lower back. This was not there when I went to bed… It must have happened while I was sound asleep and drooling on my pillow. These red bumps felt itchy and hurt after I scratched them. […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn’t decide who he should grant full custody to. So he asks […]
I like when my sponsor child Carolina writes to me. She celebrated her ninth birthday on July 27th. Her favorite color used to be red but now it’s purple. She is academically excelling in primary school. Carolina is such a nice girl who mentioned that she can now speak two languages.
A dose of my life. 