This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Things that make you go hmmm… • Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? • What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men? • What was the best […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: English can sometimes be a confusing language. Homographs are words that have the same spelling but are pronounced differently and have different meanings. Here’s some examples: ♦ The bandage was wound around the wound. ♦ She didn’t mean […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Reasons why men are happy to be MEN: • Your last name stays put. • The garage is all yours. • Wedding plans take care of themselves. • You can’t get pregnant. • You can wear […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Here’s some little white lies that roll too easily off the tongue: • The check is in the mail. • You get this one, I’ll pay next time. • My wife doesn’t understand me. • Trust […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Whitney was visiting her ditzy friend Nina, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. Nina responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Q: What do clouds wear under their clothes? A: Thunderwear. Weird Fact of the Week: Iolani Palace located in Honolulu, Hawaii is the only royal palace in the United […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, “You are all part of our team now,” said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: 10 Signs You Are Getting Old • 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. • You watch the Weather Channel. • Your friends marry and […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A Florida senior citizen named Henry drove his brand new convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: If FedEx ever merged with its competitor UPS it will become: FedUP Weird Fact of the Week: A full moon always rises at sunset. Quote of […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now deceased prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Nicholas was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife April was really angry. She told him, “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: If two silk worms had a race, how would it end? In a tie. Weird Fact of the Week: Penguins have a supraorbital gland in the area […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken back because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. Weird Fact of the Week: Whoopi Goldberg’sbirth name was Caryn Elaine Johnson. Many wonder why she […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Q: Did you hear the one about the man who dreamed he was a muffler on a car, and then he was part of the wheel? A: He woke up EXHAUSTED and TIRED! Weird […]
This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Remember to check back EVERY Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.” Mujibar said, […]
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