Weekly Dose Post #261

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, “You look nice today.” A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, “That’s a nice shirt.” The guy asks […]

Weekly Dose Post #260

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend… “Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me.” “Look for flat 9A, you ll find a lift on your right. hit 9 with YOUR […]

Weekly Dose Post #259

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket.” “Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” The woman looked puzzled. “Why […]

Weekly Dose Post #258

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Why don’t people like to eat next to basketball players? Because they dribble too much! Weird Fact of the Week: The common garter snake (Thamnophis sirtalis) is the only species of snake to be found in […]

Weekly Dose Post #257

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor. As soon as the man was […]

Weekly Dose Post #256

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A girl was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera. She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was not speeding. Just to […]

Weekly Dose Post #255

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless You.   Weird Fact of the Week: Dude Foods blogger Nick Chipman combined all 43 McDonald’s sandwiches into what he called the McEverything. Quote of the Week: “Every […]

Weekly Dose Post #254

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Little Reuben is attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asks him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” Reuben quickly replies. “How do you know that?” asks his cousin. “Easy,” replies Reuben. […]

Weekly Dose Post #253

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A man was recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. The man replies, “I’m alright, but I didn’t like the FOUR-LETTER-WORD the doctor used in surgery.” The nurse asked, “What did […]

Weekly Dose Post #252

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Who needs to know the temperature outside of a plane at 41,000 feet. Weird Fact of the Week: A Rolls Royce takes six months to build, a Toyota takes thirteen hours. Quote of the Week: “When […]

Weekly Dose Post #251

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: “Cash, check or charge?” the cashier asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet the cashier noticed a remote control for a TV set in her purse. “So, do […]

Weekly Dose Post #250

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Advice to women on marriage. Find one that will always love you. Find one that has good character. Find one that is rich. Do not introduce them to each other. Weird Fact of the Week: If […]

Weekly Dose Post #249

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Is French kissing in France just called kissing? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the […]

Weekly Dose Post #248

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: What did the mama broom say to the baby broom? It’s bedtime, now it’s time to go to sweep. Weird Fact of the Week: Terms designating someone’s age by decade. Denarian: Someone between the ages of […]

Weekly Dose Post #247

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. They had a mediocre ceremony but the reception was great. Weird Fact of the Week: There’s 119,987 libraries of all kinds in the United […]

Weekly Dose Post #245

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 150 stories high. Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the […]

Weekly Dose Post #244

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Eight things you shouldn’t ever say to a police officer… #1.) Aren’t you the guy from the Village People? #2.) You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you? #3.) I pay your salary! #4.) Thanks Officer, […]

Weekly Dose Post #243

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: A young boy was given a “You Are #1” balloon by his parents to lift his spirits after his Little League team lost the game. He gazed at it for a few moments with a puzzled […]

Weekly Dose Post #242

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: Why did the Lion lose at Poker? Because he was playing with a Cheetah. Weird Fact of the Week: Not long ago, people used to squeeze real cupcakes in times of stress or tension. It […]