Good Morning Gorgeous #460

Inspiration will open doors of opportunities you never knew were possible. There’s an array of things in this world that connects us all to amazing opportunities and possibilities. A simple phone call, email, web search, or coffee date has the power to open up doors you could not have planned for in your wildest dreams. […]

Weekly Dose Post #330

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Weird Fact of the Week: 84% of fatal drowning victims are reported as not wearing a life jacket. Even if you’re a strong swimmer you should always […]

Weekly Dose Post #306

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: I named my dog “Five Miles” so I can tell people I walk five miles every day. Weird Fact of the Week: The humpback whale’s call is the loudest noise made by a living creature, […]

Good Morning Gorgeous #175

Self-Help for Skeptics 1. Call a friend and ask to help her. It should take your mind off yourself. 2. Calmly tell yourself, ‘Stop’, when you have negative thoughts. 3. Every night, list the good things that happened and the bad hings. The good list should be longer, the bad list should be shorter. 4. […]

Weekly Dose Post #285

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…   Joke of the Week: A employee calls in sick to his boss… “I’m sorry sir but I won’t be coming in today!” The boss replies: “Whenever I’m sick, I just kiss my wife and it makes me feel good […]

Weekly Dose Post #124

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Here’s some little white lies that roll too easily off the tongue: • The check is in the mail. • You get this one, I’ll pay next time. • My wife doesn’t understand me. • Trust […]

Weekly Dose Post #123

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more… Joke of the Week: Q: How does a barber make phone calls? A: He cuts them short.  Weird Fact of the Week: Vatican City is the smallest country in the world. It’s approximately the size of a golf course. The […]

Bootlegger Business Card

     One night a guy loitering outside asked me if I wanted to buy some movies. After declining he told me if I ever wanted some give him a call. Then he handed me this:       Does he not realize that his bootlegging activities are illegal? This is a surefire way to get caught. […]

Leave A Message

     A generic phone greeting is the pre-recorded default voice that isn’t even yours. An annoying greeting is when someone plays music for a few minutes before giving you the opportunity to leave a message. Word to the wise just because it’s your favorite song doesn’t mean other people feel like listening to it. […]