Weekly Dose Post #321

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A rope walked into a restaurant and ordered a milkshake.

The waiter said “Are you a rope?”

The rope said “Yes.”

The waiter said “We don’t serve ropes.”

So, the rope went out and burnt off his ends and tied himself into a knot.

The rope went back into the restaurant and ordered a milkshake.

The waiter asked “Are you a rope?”.

The rope said “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Many dental professionals recommend changing your toothbrush about every three months, and the American Dental Association (ADA) recommends that you replace your toothbrush approximately every three to four months, or sooner if the bristles are frayed.

Extra Note: I suggest marking your calendar or setting up a reminder alert on your phone to pitch your used toothbrushes throughout the year.

Quote of the Week:

“The only certainty is that nothing is certain.” – Pliny the Elder

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