Weekly Dose Post #299

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Two factory workers are talking on the job:

Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.”

Man: “And how would you do that?”

Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Boss comes in: “What are you doing?”

Woman: “I’m a light bulb.”

Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?”

The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Europe has no deserts – it is the only continent without one.

The only continent without reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.

 
Quote of the Week:

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” – Maria Robinson

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