This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
Two factory workers are talking on the job:
Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
Man: “And how would you do that?”
Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
Boss comes in: “What are you doing?”
Woman: “I’m a light bulb.”
Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?”
The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
Europe has no deserts – it is the only continent without one.
The only continent without reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.
Quote of the Week:
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” – Maria Robinson