Weekly Dose Post #296

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

 

Joke of the Week:

 

Wife: Give me your phone for a second.

Husband: Wait let me switch it on.

Delete video.

Delete picture.

Delete music.

Delete private folder.

Delete number.

Delete SMS.

Delete outgoing calls.

Delete incoming calls.

Delete MMS.

Delete app.

Delete

Delete

Delete

Format Memory Card.

Husband: Here you go I have nothing to hide.

Wife: That’s nice dear but all I wanted to check was the time.

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

Due to poverty, some children actually play with ragtag “soccer balls” made of banana leaves or rolled up trash. 

Quote of the Week:

“The future is always beginning now.” – Mark Strand