Weekly Dose Post #286

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Wife: “Hey baby, how are you doing?”

Husband: “Listen honey, I am really busy and don’t have much time to talk, so make it quick.

Wife: “Well, I have good news and bad news to tell you. Would you like to hear it?

Husband: “Just tell me the good news, I don’t have time for the bad!”

Wife: “Okay, the good news is the air bags of our new BMW work absolutely fine.“

Weird Fact of the Week:

Borborygmi is the noise that your stomach makes when you are hungry.

Quote of the Week:

“Live life fully while you’re here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You’re going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don’t try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human.” – Anthony Robbins

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