Weekly Dose Post #285

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A employee calls in sick to his boss… “I’m sorry sir but I won’t be coming in today!”

The boss replies: “Whenever I’m sick, I just kiss my wife and it makes me feel good enough to show up for work.”

2 hours later the employee clocks in with a big grin on his face and tells the boss: “Your wife is very nice!”

Weird Fact of the Week:

There has never been a documented case of Marijuana overdose.

Falling asleep before getting to that point and the amount of weed it would take, makes overdosing impossible.

 

Quote of the Week:

“Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.” – Bernard Meltzer
 
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