A man drives into a gas station. The attendant goes to fill his tank and notices 5 penguins in the back seat.
The attendant says, “Hey – why do you have 5 penguins in your car?”
The driver says, “I KNOW! I was just stopped at a light back there and they climbed into my car and now I don’t know what to do!”
The attendant thinks for a second and says, “I’ll tell you what I’d do – I’d take them to the zoo.”
The driver says, “That’s a good idea – I’ll do that!”
A week later the driver pulls into the gas station and the attendant sees the same 5 penguins, only now they’re wearing sunglasses.
The attendant asks, “What are you doing?! I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!”
“We did go! We had a great time! Today we’re going to the beach!”