Weekly Dose Post #284

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A man drives into a gas station. The attendant goes to fill his tank and notices 5 penguins in the back seat.

The attendant says, “Hey – why do you have 5 penguins in your car?”

The driver says, “I KNOW! I was just stopped at a light back there and they climbed into my car and now I don’t know what to do!”

The attendant thinks for a second and says, “I’ll tell you what I’d do – I’d take them to the zoo.”

The driver says, “That’s a good idea – I’ll do that!”

A week later the driver pulls into the gas station and the attendant sees the same 5 penguins, only now they’re wearing sunglasses.

The attendant asks, “What are you doing?! I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!”

“We did go! We had a great time! Today we’re going to the beach!”

Weird Fact of the Week:

The year that read the same upside down was 1961. That won’t happen again until 6009.

Quote of the Week:

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright

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