Weekly Dose Post #277

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

A rich couple was going out for the evening.

The lady of the house decided to give the butler, Jeeves, the night off.

She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, the wife didn’t have a good time at the party, so she came home early.

She walked into the house and eyed Jeeves sitting alone in the dining room.

She called for him to follow her and led him to the master bedroom.

She closed and locked the door then looked at him and smiled.

“Jeeves. Take off my dress.” He did so, carefully.

“Jeeves. Take off my stockings and garter.” He silently obeyed her.

“Jeeves. Remove my bra and panties.” The tension mounted as he complied.

Finally she looked at him and said, “Jeeves. If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired!”

Weird Fact of the Week:
 

Frozen now stands as the highest-grossing animated Disney film of all time, having taken in over $1.2 billion at the global box office since its November 2013, release.
 
 

Quote of the Week:

“You don’t have the power to make life “fair,” but you do have the power to make life joyful.” – Jonathan Lockwood Huie
 
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