Weekly Dose Post #269

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week: 

A famous inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added: “She was my mother” (A big round of applause and laughter)

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker.

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: Don’t Copy, if you can’t Execute
 
Weird Fact of the Week:

The population, especially in America has become more of a melting pot, than ever before.

It seems that is more of a rarity to find someone who is completely one nationality.

  

Quote of the Week:

“What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but scattered along life’s pathway, the good they do is inconceivable.” – Joseph Addison

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