This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
A woman finds a magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a genie comes out as usual.
The woman looks at the genie and asks him to grant her wishes:
I want my husband to only have eyes for me.
I want him to always sleep by my side.
I want that when he gets up in the morning I’m the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.
The Genie granted all three wishes by turning her into a Smartphone!
Weird Fact of the Week:
The unbanked are adults who do not have their own bank accounts.
Quote of the Week:
“The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.” – Bob Marley