Weekly Dose Post #260

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
 
Joke of the Week:

Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend…

“Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me.”

“Look for flat 9A, you ll find a lift on your right. hit 9 with YOUR ELBOW…”

“Get out of the lift you will find my flat on left…”

“Hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I ll get the door open for you.”

The boyfriend says: “Dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my elbows?”

The girlfriend replies: ”0MG! Are you coming empty handed?”

Boyfriend: (speechless)…

Weird Fact of the Week:

Only a handful of people in the world have a superior autobiographical memory.

Quote of the Week:

“If I were to say, “God, why me?” about the bad things, then I should have said, “God, why me?” about the good things that happened in my life.” – Arthur Ashe

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