Weekly Dose Post #256

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A girl was driving when she saw the flash of a traffic camera.

She figured that her picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though she knew that she was not speeding.
Just to be sure, she went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now she began to think that this was quite funny, so she drove even slower as she passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.

She tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while she rolled past at a snail’s pace.

Two weeks later in the mail, she received five traffic citations for driving without a seat belt.

Weird Fact of the Week:

Adele turned down the chance to sing at William and Kate’s royal wedding reception in April 2011 because she had already made plans to attend a BBQ. Adele was later quoted as saying: “I couldn’t play because my barbecue has been booked for some time.”

Quote of the Week:

“Words are the most powerful weapon; they can leave scars forever.” – Khloé Kardashian

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