Weekly Dose Post #254

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

Little Reuben is attending his first wedding.

After the service, his cousin asks him, “How many women can a man marry?”

“Sixteen,” Reuben quickly replies. “How do you know that?” asks his cousin.

“Easy,” replies Reuben. “All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Once means one occasion or for one time only.

Twice means two times or on two occasions.

Thrice means three times.

These are the only words of their type, and no further terms in the series have ever existed.

Quote of the Week:

“Well done is better than well said.” – Benjamin Franklin

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