This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
Eight things you shouldn’t ever say to a police officer…
#1.) Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
#2.) You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
#3.) I pay your salary!
#4.) Thanks Officer, that last cop only gave me a warning, too.
#5.) Do you have any idea how much of a hurry I’m in?
#6.) There’s no way I was going 85. I had the cruise set at 80.
#7. That uniform makes your butt look really big.
Weird Fact of the Week:
#8.) So what if I was speeding? Whatcha gonna do about it Mr. Hotshot?
Weird Fact of the Week:
The youngest App developer in world in a young 5th grade Pakistani boy living in Ireland named Haris Khan. At age 10, he broke the world record (previously held by a 12 year old) by Developing a Smart Phone App “Super Soccer Kicks” for iPhone, iPad, iPod. It launched just days before Haris’s 11th birthday.
Quote of the Week:
“One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.” – Sigmund Freud
A dose of my life. 