Weekly Dose Post #244

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

Eight things you shouldn’t ever say to a police officer…

#1.) Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?

#2.) You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?

#3.) I pay your salary!

#4.) Thanks Officer, that last cop only gave me a warning, too.

#5.) Do you have any idea how much of a hurry I’m in?

#6.) There’s no way I was going 85. I had the cruise set at 80.

#7. That uniform makes your butt look really big.

#8.) So what if I was speeding? Whatcha gonna do about it Mr. Hotshot?


Weird Fact of the Week:

The youngest App developer in world in a young 5th grade Pakistani boy living in Ireland named Haris Khan. At age 10, he broke the world record (previously held by a 12 year old) by Developing a Smart Phone App “Super Soccer Kicks” for iPhone, iPad, iPod. It launched just days before Haris’s 11th birthday.

Quote of the Week:

“One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.” – Sigmund Freud

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