Weekly Dose Post #239

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, “Please, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me.”

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn’t realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, “I’m sorry, it’s really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab, I have been driving a hearse for the last twenty-five years.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

When a man first started teaching he accidentally wore the same outfit for the yearbook photo two years in a row. It was an honest mistake but his wife got such a kick out of it that she dared him to do it again, so he deliberately wore the outfit for a third time. After that he was hooked and the teacher continued wearing the same getup on picture day for forty years.

Quote of the Week:

“The difference between school and life?
In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. 
In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.” – Tom Bodett

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