This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk.
“That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, smiled and said “My grandpa will pay the bill.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
Doctors sloppy handwriting is responsible for 7,000 deaths around the world each year. This tends to happen when the pharmacist and/or patient cannot properly read the prescription.
Quote of the Week:
“If you don’t build your dream, someone else will hire you to build theirs.” – Dhirubhai Ambani