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Joke of the Week:
A guy goes running into the doctor’s office shouting and screaming in pain, “Please doctor you’ve got to help me; I’ve been stung by a bee.”
Doctor: “Don’t worry; I’ll put some cream on it.”
Guy: “You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.”
Doctor: “No you don’t understand! I’ll put some cream on the place you were stung.”
Guy: “Oh! it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree.”
Doctor: “No, I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting.”
Guy (still screaming in pain): “On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts.”
Doctor: “Which one?”
Guy (innocently): “How am I to know? All bees look the same to me.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
Wheel of Fortune beauty Vanna White was born to a Puerto Rican father.
The first letter she turned over was a “T.”
Her first show as Wheel of Fortune hostess aired on December 13, 1982.
Quote of the Week:
“I love you takes 3 seconds to say, 3 hours to explain, and a lifetime to prove.” – Rev Run
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