Weekly Dose Post #227

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A guy goes running into the doctor’s office shouting and screaming in pain, “Please doctor you’ve got to help me; I’ve been stung by a bee.”

Doctor: “Don’t worry; I’ll put some cream on it.”

Guy: “You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.”

Doctor: “No you don’t understand! I’ll put some cream on the place you were stung.”

Guy: “Oh! it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree.”

Doctor: “No, I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting.”

Guy (still screaming in pain): “On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts.”

Doctor: “Which one?”

Guy (innocently): “How am I to know? All bees look the same to me.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Wheel of Fortune beauty Vanna White was born to a Puerto Rican father.

The first letter she turned over was a “T.”

Her first show as Wheel of Fortune hostess aired on December 13, 1982.

Quote of the Week:

“I love you takes 3 seconds to say, 3 hours to explain, and a lifetime to prove.” – Rev Run

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