This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
Several middle school girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on inside the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
Finally, the Head Teacher decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers……and then there are educators.
Weird Fact of the Week:
Dave Kunst is the first person verified to have completed circling the entire land mass of the earth (with exception of the oceans) on foot. June 20, 1970 – October 5, 1974 Dave walked 14,450 miles round the planet earth.
Quote of the Week:
“One has to find a balance between what people need from you and what you need for yourself.” – Jessye Norman