Weekly Dose Post #216

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.

“No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.”

“I don’t know about that,’ answered a female guest. ‘I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.”

“You’ll let it out some day,” the man insisted.

“I hardly think so!” the lady replied . “When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.”

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake reportedly have a prenup that pays Biel $500,000 if he cheats.

Quote of the Week:

“Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.” – Anonymous

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