Weekly Dose Post #213

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, “No, ma’am, we haven’t had any for quite some time now, and it doesn’t look as if we’ll be getting any more.”

Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, “That isn’t true, ma’am. Of course, we’ll have some soon. In fact, I personally placed an order for them just a couple of days ago.”

Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, “Never, never, never, never say we don’t have something. If we don’t have it, say we ordered it and it’s on its way. Now, what was it she asked if we had any?”

Poisonous spiders in the fruit department.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

PlanetSolar’s Turanor, already made history as the world’s largest solar-powered boat. Measuring 101 feet long and 49 feet wide, the lightweight carbon vessel features 703 solar panels that charge a giant lithium-ion battery that powers the ship’s engine. It also set another record for being the first boat powered only by solar energy to successfully complete a journey around the globe.


Quote of the Week:

“Self-care is critical to having a strong inner foundation. Taking good care of YOU means the people in your life will receive the best of you rather than what is left of you.” – Lorraine Cohen

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