This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
When Ian found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
At the produce department of the local grocery store he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
“I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a week or two my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening. Three days later, she became his stepmother.
Weird Fact of the Week:
Colo, a western lowland gorilla whose name is derived from Columbus, Ohio, made history when she was born at the Columbus Zoo on December 22, 1956. She was the first gorilla born in any zoo and is now the oldest gorilla in any zoo.
Quote of the Week:
“You know, I’m pro-troops, but I’m not pro-war.” – Toby Keith