Weekly Dose Post #204

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A motorist, driving in the countryside, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.

The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

“Oh, about $150 today,” said the owner. “But in four years it would have been worth $750. So seven hundred and fifty dollars is what I have lost.”

The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.

“Here,” he said, “is the check for $750.00 it’s postdated four years from now.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Piñatas are associated with Mexico, but they were invented in China.

Quote of the Week:

“Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.” – Willie Nelson

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