This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
A motorist, driving in the countryside, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.
The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
“Oh, about $150 today,” said the owner. “But in four years it would have been worth $750. So seven hundred and fifty dollars is what I have lost.”
The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.
“Here,” he said, “is the check for $750.00 it’s postdated four years from now.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
Piñatas are associated with Mexico, but they were invented in China.
Quote of the Week:
“Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.” – Willie Nelson