Weekly Dose Post #199

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A man and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.

He said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other jerk using my stuff.”

The wife looked at her husband and said, “What makes you think I’d marry another jerk?”

Weird Fact of the Week:
The word inflammable means flammable.

Quote of the Week:

“I will greet this day with love in my heart. And how will I do this?
Henceforth will I look on all things with love and be born again.
I will love the sun for it warms my bones; yet I will love the rain for it cleanses my spirit.
I will love the light for it shows me the way; yet I will love the darkness for it shows me the stars.
I will welcome happiness as it enlarges my heart; yet I will endure sadness for it opens my soul.
I will acknowledge rewards for they are my due; yet I will welcome obstacles for they are my challenge.” – Og Mandino

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