This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
Clifford, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Clifford walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Clifford and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Clifford replied: “Just doing what you said, Doc. Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”
The doctor said: “I didn’t say that. I said, You’ve got a heart murmur – be careful.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
Hugs can lower your blood pressure and reduce stress.
Quote of the Week:
“Each day when I awake I know I have one more day to make a difference in someone’s life.“ – James Mann
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