Weekly Dose Post #187

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. “How would you like it if you didn“t see me for two or three days?”

To which he replied. “That would be fine with me.”

Monday went by and he didn“t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Weird Fact of the Week:

Americans take an average of just ten days per year vacation. In France, the law guarantees everyone five weeks of vacation, and most full-time workers get two full months vacation.

Quote of the Week:

“Tell me and I’ll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I’ll understand.” – Chinese Proverb

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