This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties.
“They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster.
“No,” said another, “he’s just for good luck.”
A third child brought the argument to a close, “They use the dogs,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrant.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
The largest McDonald’s is in Beijing, China measuring 28,000 square feet and it has twenty nine cash registers.
Quote of the Week:
“When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.” – African Proverb