This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
When my printer’s type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned.
Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job myself.
Pleasantly surprised by his candor, I asked, “Does your boss know that you discourage business?”
“Actually, it’s my boss’s idea,” the employee replied sheepishly. “We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first.”
Weird Fact of the Week:
A chameleon’s tongue is longer than its body.
Quote of the Week:
“We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.” – Charles Swindoll