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Joke of the Week:
Judy called the police.
“My next door neighbor is exposing himself. Oh my,” she continued, “he’s just standing there, big as you please, taking a shower with his window shades up!”
The squad car arrived immediately to catch the culprit in the act. She led the cop into her bedroom and pointed out her window.
“See what I mean, officer.”
The policeman scratched his head and said, “Ma’am, I can only see the top of his head.”
Judy, “Go stand on that chair over there by my dresser and you’ll be able to see EVERYTHING!”
Weird Fact of the Week:
A snowflake can take up to a hour to fall from the cloud to the surface of the Earth.
Quote of the Week:
“The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.” – Anonymous
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