This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb and asked them to come up with the rest.
Here is is how they answered:
Don’t bite the hand that…… looks dirty.
A penny saved is…… not much.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and…… you have to blow your nose.
You can lead a horse to water but…… how?
Children should be seen and not…… spanked or grounded.
Weird Fact of the Week:
A perfect SAT score is 1600 combined. Bill Gates scored 1590 on his SAT.
Only 939 of the 1,400,000 high school seniors who took the SAT in 2004 got a perfect score of 1600. Two of them are twin brothers Dillon and Jesse Smith from Long Island, NY.
Quote of the Week:
“Acquire the habit of speaking to God as if you were alone with Him, familiarly and with confidence and love, as to the dearest and most loving of friends. Speak to Him often of your business, your plans, your troubles, your fears— of everything that concerns you. Converse with Him confidently and frankly; for God is not wont to speak to a soul that does not speak to Him.” – Saint Alphonsus Maria de’ Liguori