Weekly Dose Post #179

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

Santa goes to the podiatrist with a swollen foot.

After a careful examination, the doctor hands him a pill that looks big enough to choke a horse.

“I will be right back with some water,” the doctor tells him.

The doctor has been gone a while, and Santa is losing his patience.

He hobbles outside to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat, and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat.

Santa then hobbles back into the examining room. Just then the doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water.

“Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that foot for about 20 minutes.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Dogs have two sets of teeth, just like humans.

They first have 30 “puppy” teeth, then 42 adult teeth.

Quote of the Week:

“People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.

If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.

If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.

The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.

Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.

The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway.

People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
Fight for a few underdogs anyway.

What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.

People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
Help people anyway.

Give the world the best you have and you’ll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you have anyway.” – Kent Keith

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