Weekly Dose Post #167

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A lady is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.”

“The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the lady returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”

The lady nods, “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”

“From hunger, you mean?”

“No, from skipping all day.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.

 

Quote of the Week:

“Forgiveness is a strange thing. It can sometimes be easier to forgive our enemies than our friends. It can be hardest of all to forgive people we love. Like all of life’s important coping skills, the ability to forgive and the capacity to let go of resentments most likely take root very early in our lives.” ― Fred Rogers

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