Weekly Dose Post #166

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

The husband and wife go to a male counselor after 15 years of marriage.

The counselor asks them what the problem is, and the wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they’ve been married. She goes on and on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately.

The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.

The counselor turns to the husband and says, “that is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?”

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, “Well, I can get her here Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I go fishing.”

 

 

Weird Fact of the Week:

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

Quote of the Week:

“To the people who love you, you are beautiful already. This is not because they’re blind to your shortcomings but because they so clearly see your soul.” – Victoria Moran

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