Weekly Dose Post #163

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

A guy comes home late… then without warning… *SMACK*

“Hey why’d you slap me?” the guy says while gently rubbing his face.

“I didn’t slap you I just high-fived your face” said the girlfriend.

Weird Fact of the Week:

Oysters can change gender. Usually, they are male first, turning female as they grow older. If they are bigger than 3 inches, they are probably female.

Quote of the Week:

Instead of a quote this week how ’bout a poem entitled:

Give Lavishly! Live Abundantly!

The more you give, the more you get.
The more you laugh, the less you fret.
The more you do unselfishly,
The more you live abundantly.
The more of everything you share,
The more you’ll always have to spare.
The more you love, the more you’ll find
That life is good and friends are kind.
For only what we give away,
Enriches us from day to day. – Helen Steiner Rice

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