Weekly Dose Post #162

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

How to impress a woman: Wine her, dine her, call her, hug her, support her, hold her, surprise her, compliment her, smile at her, listen to her, laugh with her, cry with her, romance her, encourage her, believe in her, pray with her, pray for her, cuddle with her, shop with her, give her jewellery, give her gifts, buy her flowers, hold her hand, write love letters to her, and go to the end of the Earth and back again for her!

How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring chicken wings, and don’t block the TV!

Weird Fact of the Week:

Your thumb is the same length as your nose.

Go ahead, look in the mirror and measure it.

Quote of the Week:

“Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.” – Khalil Gibran

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