Weekly Dose Post #159

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

What’s the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8  ➔ You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 ➔ You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 ➔ You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 ➔ She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 ➔ She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 ➔ You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 ➔ If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

At 78 ➔ What story??? What bed??? Who the heck are you???

That looks like the doctor’s baby. (=^_^=)

Weird Fact of the Week:

“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt.”

Quote of the Week:

“The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.” – Fred Astaire