This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…
Joke of the Week:
What’s the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?
At 8 ➔ You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 ➔ You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 ➔ You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 ➔ She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 ➔ She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 ➔ You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 ➔ If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
At 78 ➔ What story??? What bed??? Who the heck are you???
That looks like the doctor’s baby. (=^_^=)
Weird Fact of the Week:
“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt.”
Quote of the Week:
“The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.” – Fred Astaire
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