Weekly Dose Post #148

This is stuff I found while browsing the net. Check back every Monday for more…

Joke of the Week:

You Know You Grew Up in the 80’s When…

• You know what “Sike” means.

• You were cool if you hung out at the Roller Rink and actually knew how to skate.

• You know the profound meaning of “Wax on, Wax off.”

• You know who Mr. T is.

• You know who Fat Albert is.

• You wore fluorescent, neon clothing.

• You could breakdance, or wish you could.

Public Service Announcement: [bubbling butter] This is drugs, [crack the egg open and put in frying pan] This is your brain on drugs… ANY QUESTIONS?

• Partying “like it’s 1999” seemed SO far away.

• You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.

• You knew that knowing is half the battle.

• You wanted to be on Star Search.

• You remember the garbage pail kids, and owned some.

• You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.

• You owned only cassettes.

• You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins, ET, Dukes of Hazzard, Knight Rider, Strawberry Shortcake or A-Team lunch box.

• You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female Smurf.

• You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair.

• You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.

• You played with Legos.

• You remember when Happy Meals came in a box, not a paper bag.

• You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.

• You know what a “Push Up” ice cream is.

• You had to come in the house when the street lights came on.

• You had to change into play clothes after school.

• You recorded songs off the radio with your boom box.

• You wish you had a light saber.

• Your arm was full of rubber bracelets.

• You remember the phrase, “Gag me with a spoon.”

• You exercised to ‘Teen Steam’ Alyssa Milano’s VHS workout video.

• You have ever wondered what happened to Saturday morning cartoons.

• You had to get up to change the channel.

• You know the song “I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a toys r us kid…”

• You passed paper notes in class.

• Mobile phones were heavy and it hurt to hold them for extended periods of time.”

Weird Fact of the Week:

Elvis Presley was a natural blonde.

Marilyn Monroe was a natural brunette.

Quote of the Week:

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde

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