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Joke of the Week:
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old.
A newspaper photographer went to the nursing home to take the pictures…
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said to her twin, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”
He said, “WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!” said the other.
“Now get a little closer together,” said the cameraman.
Again, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”
“HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE.” So they wiggled up close toeach other.
“Just hold on for a bit longer, I’ve got to focus a little,” said the photographer.
Yet again, “WHAT DID HE SAY?”
“HE SAYS HE’S GONNA FOCUS!”
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, “BOTH OF US?”
Weird Fact of the Week:
American comedian Jack Benny arranged for his widow to receive a rose every day for the rest of her life. Benny’s will read that his widow shall have a single long-stemmed rose delivered to her every day for the rest of her life. In the time between her and her husband’s demise, Mary Livingstone received over 3200 roses!
Quote of the Week:
“Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can’t change. Life’s too short to be anything… but happy.” – Anonymous
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